Strict Rules for Stray Cats
Something a little different for this post. A little humor on a serious subject from a friend of mine. OK, I have to admit I have never personally met Philip Humbert but I still consider him a good friend. You see I’ve been getting his newsletter for a few years now and it is one of the few that I actually look forward to.
Phil is a coach, author, speaker and success strategist. Sort of a business coach, success coach and a life coach all rolled into one. While he of course promotes his business, his newsletters always have something in them that benefits me in my life in general. I highly recommend you check him out at www.PhilipHumbert.com and sign up for his newsletter. If it’s not for you, just unsubscribe but I don’t think you will.
Strict Rules for Stray Cats
Here are some helpful rules for when you encounter a stray
cat (personal note: they work equally well for stray dogs).
Be sure to have lots of courage and determination when
following these strict rules! They have certainly helped
here in the Humbert household!
1. Stray cats will not be fed.
2. Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food.
3. Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food
moistened with a little milk.
4. Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food
moistened with warm milk, plus a few yummy treats and
leftover fish scraps.
5. Stray cats will not be encouraged to make this house
their permanent residence.
6. Stray cats will not be petted, played with or picked up
and cuddled.
7. Stray cats that are petted, played with, picked up and
cuddled will absolutely not be given a name.
8. Stray cats with or without a name will not be allowed
inside the house at any time.
9. Stray cats will not be allowed inside the house except
at certain times.
10. Stray cats allowed inside will not be permitted to get
up on or sharpen their claws on the furniture.
11. Stray cats will not be permitted to get on, or sharpen
their claws on the really good furniture.
12. Stray cats will be permitted on all furniture but must
sharpen claws on the new $114.99 sisal-rope cat-scratching
post with three perches.
Thanks for letting me post this Phil. Pretty funny but I think it’s the truth for most of us. And folks, please have your pets spayed or neutered so we can cut down on the stray cat problem.




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